The Mausoleum - The gods take pity on Alastor

  • Snow, snow, and more bloody snow..


    Alastor looked over the Mausoleum, a largely intact and ornate building surrounded by the crumbling remains of the district. A number of skeletons could be seen shuffling around the entrances (maybe soldiers once sworn to guard the crypt judging by the weapons they carried). Alastor knew his band of brutes could deal with the issue easily enough and a few of them scurried off into the snow, still, an illusionary soldier will help prevent any of the idiots getting himself injured (money he would rather not have to spend). The illusion however promptly ran directly onto the spear of a skeleton and vanished with a flash, much to the amusement of the men.


    Alastor was making a mental note of the sniggering men when one of them shrieked and dropped onto his arse with an arrow in his thigh. Alastor scanned the ruins and saw movement among the ruins, Harad frigging Grumpyguts that snivelling weaselly bastard had come to claim the prize for himself. Alastor quickly conjured up an illusion of some loot that would hopefully distract some of Harads warband long enough for Alastor's men to grab some of the real loot and clear out before this situation got any worse.


    To his right the apprentice Caul was proving a poor investment, spraying sparks as he failed miserably to cast any of the bloody spells he had been taught. A few of the men had dropped to enemy bow-fire and spells (a few of the useless bastards had even gone down to the skeletons) and he was sure he had seen a snow leopard leaping about. They needed to leave now.


    He ordered a retreat and the men began to flee the field with whatever loot they could carry. Caul had gotten himself injured (by a skeleton of all things) and was desperately dragging himself to safety and Alastor made a note to give that boy a thorough slapping if they get out of here alive. As the last of the men were escaping a woman in a suit of shining armour appeared from the gloom and began to advance on a young member of Alastor's warband. Alastor didn't care about the well-being of the young lad but he was carrying what looked like a decent haul of loot and there was no way he was going to let Harad and his cronies get their filthy hands on it. He leapt to the lads aid and held off the knight long enough for him to scurry away to safety, a look of admiration in his eyes for the heroic actions of his employer, the foolish little snot. Alastor quickly found himself outclassed by the woman and he couldn't keep her at bay for long, he was able to protect himself with his staff but it was only a matter of time before a blow was delivered. Luckily for Alastor it was a blow from the knight's shield that had caught him and he dropped to the snow. He waited for the knight to finish him off, she looked at him for a moment and said "this is a treasure hunt not a war-game" and left him in the snow as he slipped into unconsciousness.


    Alastor awoke being dragged through the snow. He swore to the gods that if it was frigging leopard from earlier he will be having stern words when he gets to the afterlife. He looked around and was relieved to see the young lad he had saved earlier, he had come back to find him the daft bastard. "We's found an owd brewery that's in good nick it is boss, still got some ale and and a few bags o' pork scratchins". A brewery would certainly do nicely as after today's bloodbath he is going to need to hire some new men and they will flock to the promise of ale.


    Back at the brewery Alastor was amazed to find no men with any significant injuries and a considerable haul of loot. The gods had taken pity on them as amongst the gold and silver there were also a number of magical grimoires and weapons. Somehow everything had worked out and Alastor smiled to himself as he gathered up the books "Now where is that apprentice, I owe him a slap".




    Alastor the Blue


    Illusionist

    Level 3

    345xp

  • Harad's Tale.


    So the rumours were true. This place IS crawling with treasure, just lying around waiting to be picked up.


    "Lightfingered" Pete our resident Thief had just returned with news of a treasure trove of items just up the road and off we started. The gang looking forward to some looting but as we approached, a group of brigands led by that charlatan Alastor had already arrived. It looked like we were outnumbered too.


    "Okay boys lets spread out and take our time." Growled Harad, whilst directing Biff to climb the ruined tower to get a good vantage point with his bow. It soon became apparent why our gang were outnumbered as Alastor's illusionary soldier ran straight onto the point of a skeleton's sword and vanished with a poof.

    Then another lad ran straight up to the skeleton and was promptly skewered on it's sword. Biff laughed so hard he nearly fell off his perch. "Come on Lads" shouted Harad "these lot are a bunch of amateurs". And with that Biff let loose on the nearest target putting an arrow straight in his thigh.


    Chan the cultist ran for the skeleton who had just despatched Alastor's man only to get a cut across the leg himself badly wounding him. Maybe these skele's were a bit tougher than they looked. With that Elaine the Knight of dubious background strode up to a second Skeleton and took his head off with a single stroke. "That's how you do it boys" she laughed over her shoulder.

    Then she spotted one of Alastors men behind a wall and signalled to Johan the Brute to sneak up behind him. As Johan rounded the wall the man turned to face him and Elaine slipped behind him and finished him off. Looked like some kind of barbarian she thought, although she seemed to remember barbarians being a bit tougher than that !!


    Pete managed to despatch the skeleton that wounded Chan allowing the cultist to crawl away taking the chest of loot the skele was guarding with him. That was Chan's contribution for the day. Biff spent the next half hour trading arrows with an archer on the next ruin to no avail as neither seemed willing enough to leave cover long enough to aim. Soft gits.


    Pete then saw a glint of gold hiding in a ruined tower and off he shot. As he entered the ruin Harad saw one of Alastors thugs sneak in behind him. No time to warn the Thief as suddenly a bloody snow leopard rushed out of the ruins at Harad. Where the hell did that come from. With a flash of thunder Harad cast a bolt of elemental power and roasted leopard meat was on the menu tonight boys. When he looked back Pete was running out of the ruins loaded down with loot and no sign of Alastors thug. Guess you can't sneak up on a thief then.


    Harad's apprentice Sophie was trading spells with her opposite number and living up to her nickname of "Clueless" as neither seemed to be hitting anything. Now where the heck had Elaine gone to worried Harad.


    The fight seemed to have gone out of Alastors men and what was left of them looked to be sideling off to lick their wounds. Sophie returned to pick through a chest lying next to the crypt she had seen early when out popped another skeleton. With no sign of the rest of his gang Harad realised it was up to him to save her. The only hope was to summon a demon, always a tricky spell but with gritted look he chanted the summoning spell and behold a demon of the night arrived and made short work of the skeleton. Looks like the gods of fate were looking over Harads casting today. "Time to move out Lads" shouted Harad and the gang started back for the lair.


    Resting up at the lair Harad was gloomily looking over his spoils. The chest Chan had dragged back was empty bar a few measly coins and the two scrolls they'd found hardly made up for the effort. It was then that Elaine the Knight returned to the lair, last of all to return. "Tell me you have good news" demanded Harad.

    "I cornered Alastor the wizard as he was sneaking off" boasted the Knight.

    "aha" cried out the now not so grumpy dwarf wizard. "it was a good day after all if we've rid this world of that pain Alastor"

    " oh not quite" said the Knight. " I let him go. After all, someone said we were here for a treasure hunt not a battle"


    " FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HOW MANY TIME'S DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. EVERYTHING IS A WAR-GAME."


    Harad Grumpygutts

    Level 3 Elementalist

    345 xp